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                        Available from
                    
                        Books and Beans, Aberdeen
                     
                        Tarts and Crafts,
                        Balmedie
                     
                        Better Read Books, Ellon
                     
                        Lighthouse Museum,
                        Fraserburgh
                     
                        Orb's
                            Bookshop, Huntly
                     
                        Grassic Gibbon Centre,
                        Arbuthnott
                     
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                        A Weakness for Mermaids
                        Haworth Hodgkinson
 
                        Published by Koo Press, 2007
                        Reprinted 2011
 
                        ISBN 978-0-9553075-6-0
                     
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                        A collection of highly individual pieces make up Auchnagatt poet Haworth Hodgkinson's
                        quirky new book of poetry, A Weakness for Mermaids. Beginning with the clever
                        This Story, set in the unassuming environs of the local pub, the reader is
                        taken on a strikingly unconventional journey through the author's mind. ‘Unconventional’
                        is used in the best sense of the word, as we are presented with a myriad of styles
                        and approaches to the language. Telephone is already one of Hodgkinson's
                        most popular poems — having spoken to fellow fans — and takes the form
                        of an agonizing phone conversation, while in Working Lemons we are taken
                        through a day in the life of the citrus fruit. After talking to mermaids about old
                        fridges in Seasonal, the image of ‘fax machines jammed with Christmas
                        pudding’ in Embers serves as a particular highlight among a beautiful
                        assortment of absurdity. The book is peppered with short, one or two-stanza poems
                        which are perhaps the most effective. In Spillage, the art of spilling a
                        drop of cider speaks of the significance of seemingly minor chance events. The title
                        poem sees Hodgkinson concede his ‘weakness for mermaids’ and his disappointment
                        when the ‘mermaids’ continually prove unworthy of the pedestal he has
                        put them upon. This can be looked upon as a succinct depiction of unrequited love
                        or simple everyday disappointment and the human weakness of blind expectation. Sales
                            Pitch sees the final four lines of the book devoted to exactly that as the
                        author tries to flog his work! Often clever, always bizarre, A Weakness for Mermaids
                        is an excellent example of what can be achieved with an open-minded and dexterous
                        approach to the English language. If the reader takes a similar approach —
                        after all poetry is only what the reader makes of it — they will be pleasantly
                        rewarded. A fine achievement, particularly from a man with mushrooms growing on
                        the backs of his hands. Read A Weakness for Mermaids and the above may make
                        sense. Published by Koo Press and available from Better Read Books in Ellon, it
                        comes highly recommended from this reviewer.
                     
                        Calum Petrie, Inverurie Advertiser
                     
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                        Contents
                    
                        This Story
                     
                        Spur
                     
                        Choosing Cards
                     
                        Seaside Elephant
                     
                        Fragmentation
                     
                        Seasonal
                     
                        Rose
                     
                        Working Lemons
                     
                        Embers
                     
                        Yellowjackets
                     
                        From One Lamp-Post to Another
                     
                        Waiting for the Hot Water
                     
                        Caterpillar's Life
                     
                        Alcove
                     
                        Meeting Apart
                     
                        Spillage
                     
                        A Weakness for Mermaids
                     
                        Six Rivers Distant
                     
                        Csángó Rose
                     
                        Telephone
                     
                        Jealousy '83
                     
                        Strange Visitor
                     
                        Late Night Reel
                     
                        Magnetic West
                     
                        Sales Pitch
                     
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